{"title":"anxi•tee animals","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA collection of delightfully unhinged animals expressing the thoughts we're all trying not to have. Funny, relatable designs for overthinkers, worriers, and beautifully chaotic humans.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🖤🐾\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"f-caw-f-funny-anxiety-adhd-tote-bag","title":"F-CAW-F | Funny Anxiety ADHD Tote Bag","description":"For those moments when your brain hears a noise at 2 a.m. and immediately assumes it's the end times.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis eco-friendly tote features our wildly over-caffeinated anxiety chicken expressing exactly what we're all thinking.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for groceries, books, plants, emotional baggage, and whatever else life throws at you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDurable organic cotton construction\u003cbr\u003e\nLightweight and reusable\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny gift for anxious friends, overthinkers, ADHD brains, and anyone living in a constant state of \"what was that noise?\"\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal Anxi•Tees design\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCarry your stuff. Panic responsibly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"AnxiTees","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44254320656472,"sku":"8715198_10458","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0660\/4606\/6776\/files\/eco-tote-bag-oyster-front-6a3379edebeb1.jpg?v=1781758462"},{"product_id":"overstimulated-octopus-overstimulated-please-hold-anxiety-adhd-humor-tee-women-s-crop-top","title":"Overstimulated Octopus | Overstimulated | Please Hold Anxiety \u0026 ADHD Humor Tee Women’s crop top","description":"Too many thoughts. Too many tabs. Too many things needing your attention right this second.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMeet the official mascot of modern life: an overwhelmed octopus juggling a phone, coffee, laptop, to-do list, and a rapidly declining sense of calm.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for ADHD brains, chronic multitaskers, overthinkers, busy parents, plant collectors, and anyone who's ever felt one notification away from a system reboot.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft, comfortable fit for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal Anxi•Tees design\u003cbr\u003e\nGreat gift for ADHD, anxiety, and neurospicy friends\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for coffee runs, errands, work-from-home days, and quietly trying your best\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOVERSTIMULATED.\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease hold.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause handling eight things at once should come with a customer service message.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed cotton \u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cropped length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ribbed crew neck \u003cbr\u003e\n• Dropped shoulders\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle hems\u003cbr\u003e\n• Preshrunk\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh","brand":"AnxiTees","offers":[{"title":"Mineral \/ XS","offer_id":44254651056216,"sku":"4814311_20243","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mineral \/ S","offer_id":44254651088984,"sku":"4814311_20244","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mineral \/ M","offer_id":44254651121752,"sku":"4814311_20245","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mineral \/ L","offer_id":44254651154520,"sku":"4814311_20246","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mineral \/ XL","offer_id":44254651187288,"sku":"4814311_20247","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hazy Pink \/ XS","offer_id":44254651220056,"sku":"4814311_17250","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hazy Pink \/ S","offer_id":44254651252824,"sku":"4814311_17251","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hazy Pink \/ M","offer_id":44254651285592,"sku":"4814311_17252","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hazy Pink \/ L","offer_id":44254651318360,"sku":"4814311_17253","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hazy Pink \/ XL","offer_id":44254651351128,"sku":"4814311_17254","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ XS","offer_id":44254651383896,"sku":"4814311_20233","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ S","offer_id":44254651416664,"sku":"4814311_20234","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ M","offer_id":44254651449432,"sku":"4814311_20235","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ L","offer_id":44254651482200,"sku":"4814311_20236","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ XL","offer_id":44254651514968,"sku":"4814311_20237","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XS","offer_id":44254651547736,"sku":"4814311_16104","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":44254651580504,"sku":"4814311_16105","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":44254651613272,"sku":"4814311_16106","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ L","offer_id":44254651646040,"sku":"4814311_16107","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":44254651678808,"sku":"4814311_16108","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ecru \/ XS","offer_id":44254651711576,"sku":"4814311_16099","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ecru \/ S","offer_id":44254651744344,"sku":"4814311_16100","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ecru \/ M","offer_id":44254651777112,"sku":"4814311_16101","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ecru \/ L","offer_id":44254651809880,"sku":"4814311_16102","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ecru \/ XL","offer_id":44254651842648,"sku":"4814311_16103","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":44254651875416,"sku":"4814311_16119","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44254651908184,"sku":"4814311_16120","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44254651940952,"sku":"4814311_16121","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44254651973720,"sku":"4814311_16122","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44254652006488,"sku":"4814311_16123","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0660\/4606\/6776\/files\/womens-crop-top-mineral-front-6a33904c2d96d.jpg?v=1781764194"}],"url":"https:\/\/anxitees.com\/collections\/anxi-tee-animals.oembed","provider":"AnxiTees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}